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If I found you in a $20 per night motel room outside of Pittsburgh, What would you be wearing?

…I’d be exposed with the cincture reading: Sanitized For Your Protection.


There are 14 suggestions to question “If I found you in a $20 per night motel room outside of Pittsburgh, What would you be wearing?”

  1. Meat helmet while I played the lute.

  2. A Steeler’s helmet, and high heels, with a Skid Row T-Shirt on…

    (Sebastian Bach is sooo dreamy, dontcha’ think?!?)

  3. An orange floral print polyester housecoat and knee high nylons. I’d be one hot piece of ass.

  4. A ball-gag, red fish net thigh highs, and fuzzy handcuffs.

  5. Body condom….

  6. i’d be completely naked and layed across those 20 thread count sheets…..mmmm sexy

  7. I would not be found in there. it stinks in there.

  8. I have been in a $20 a night motel in a college town in PA. I was wearing corduroy pants and a tie-dye tee. But I was indeed sanitized. More than I can say for the room.

  9. Hrmph! It’s only been 3 days and you’ve already forgotten?

    Sure sure…blame it on amnesia from the Levitra.

    You’re gonna have to buy me a nice seafood dinner next time you want to play dress up in a cheap motel…no more freebies.

  10. A cowboy hat, spurs, and a lariat so I could lasso you and take you somewhere decent. Jeesh you’re cheap!
    Oh, I’d make sure you made it into that mustang before I put the pedal to the metal.

  11. I would be wearing a hot pink wig and a pair of white go-go boots. I’m sure I would also be wearing other things as well, but who would notice what they are after seeing me rock those go-go boots ?!!?

  12. I would be wearing a complete zuit suit with mask! Really I would not be in a $20.00 motel.

  13. probably my uniform, i’d get the employee discount since i work at a motel. with my luck one of their desk clerks will have called off, and i’d have to fill in.

  14. insect repellent and a flea collar

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